Animals will kill things and eat them. Or sometimes just kill them. Like it's something to do.

We say hello to animals, but they seem to have no use for our goodbyes.

When pets enter the room we don't think, there's an animal in the room! (But there are people with exotic pets.)

But there are plenty of places where we will say, 'How did a dog get in here?!'.

'Territorial' is a way of saying how, where, and when, someone will not give way.

Our efforts at cooperation are a joke compared to those of animals. Imagine them having a meeting.

What kinds of investigations do animals undertake?

It's hard to imagine animals handing down their customs; revering any.

Animals don't care at all about our institutions.

Often little animals will not get as much as they want; big ones will take whatever they please.